101 uses for a bandana

1. Protecting balding heads from sunburn
2. Incessant nose blowing due to atmospheric changes above 9,000 feet
3. Wiping away tears brought on by the knowledge that carol is going to make me put my pack back on.
4. To separate bugs from water
5. As a sling in a broken arm emergency after coming down an alleged beginner's trail
6. Do the dance of the one veil for a passing sheikh
7. As a distress signal
8. A very thin butt pad
9. A flyswatter
10. A wash cloth